Day 120: Ig-Pay Atin-Lay

Oday-tay e-way ere-hay in-ay Atlanta-ay ere-way uck-stay inside-ay uffering-say om-fray owmageddon-snay 2011-ay or-fay a-ay ird-thay onsecutive-cay ay-day. Ig-Bay ummer-bay.

As-ay I-ay ave-hay aid-say efore-bay, one-ay ow-snay ay-day is-ay ecial-spay. A-ay econd-say ow-snay ay-day is-ay un-fay in-ay at-thay ou-ya et-gay o-tay eep-slay in-ay a-ay ittle-lay, ut-bay en-thay oredom-bay ickly-quay ets-say in-ay. A-ay ird-thay ay-day? I-ay ill-way ry-tay riving-day on-ay ice-ay ith-way my-ay o-tway-eel-whay rive-day orolla-Cay o-tay et-gay my-ay utt-bay out-ay of-ay is-thay eaking-fray apartment-ay.

o-Say I-ay id-day. At-ay en-tay AM-ay, I-ay ent-way out-ay in-ay an-ay attempt-ay o-tay o-gay o-tay ork-way, ere-whay I-ay as-way anded-stray, o-nay ore-may an-thay enty-tway eet-fay om-fray the-ay entrance-ay o-tay my-ay apartment-ay. ee-Say, my-ay apartment-ay omplex-cay is-ay at-ay the-ay ottom-bay of-ay a-ay ill-hay on-ay anklin-Fray, and-ay etting-gay out-ay eans-may oing-gay up-ay in-ay either-ay irection-day. And-ay I-ay an't-cay o-gay anywhere-ay.

Ow-nay, I-ay am-ay otally-tay uck-stay. And-ay I-ay ad-had o-tay ite-wray is-thay in-ay ig-Pay atin-Lay o-tay ave-hay a ew-Nay ing-Thay!!


For anyone who reads this in its entirety and gets the story, give me the name of my street I was stuck on and I'll send you a big package of chocolate...once I can get out of my apartment complex.